[ St. Patrick’s Day ] Open Question : Why do Americans celebrate St Patrick’s Day, when none of them have any Irish bones in their bodies?

Americans are English and Welsh. Shouldn’t they celebrate St George’s Day or St David’s Day or something? Canadians (well the remaining white ones) are French and Scottish AND Irish. So if anything, white Canadians would celebrate that holiday. Yes, if you pick up a history book, you’d learn that England colonized America (New England) and…